Piper's Pit:
God Loves Gays (Because I Said So)!

Saab Lofton - February 2009

"There's a cultural war going on. The religious right is winning. We're losing." - radio talk show host Howard Stern.

God created homosexuality for the express purpose of keeping our population down since humans ain't bound by mating cycles like animals are. Remember "Soylent Green", the 1973 Charlton Heston movie about an overpopulated dystopia in which there's forty million in New York City alone (and resources are so scarce a jar of strawberry jam cost $150)? Well, that's exactly what the Lord Almighty is trying to prevent by having a certain percentage of humanity be born gay.

The X-Men from Marvel Comics are born different, and as a result, they're able to protect a world that fears or even hates them. The same is the case in real life when it comes to homosexuals, so if anything, we the people should be THANKING the gay community for NOT having children. Jeepers! Haven't you people seen Al Gore's Oscar-winning/Nobel Peace Prize-earning film, "An Inconvenient Truth"? According to a piece about it in The Washington Post, "From 2003 to 2050, the world's population is projected to grow from 6.4 billion people to 9.1 billion, a 42 percent increase. If energy use per person and technology remain the same, total energy use and greenhouse gas emissions (mainly, carbon dioxide) will be 42 percent higher in 2050."

The aforementioned means gay bashings and other forms of homophobia are both blasphemous to God and dangerous to the Earth itself. Case in point, the following was recently reported by The Associated Press...

"RICHMOND, Calif. - Two men and two teens have been arrested on suspicion of gang-raping a woman... Detectives say the 28-year-old victim was attacked on Dec. 13 [2008] after she got out of her car, which bore a rainbow gay pride sticker. The alleged attackers made comments indicating they knew she was a lesbian, police said... The 45-minute attack started when one of the men approached the woman in the street, struck her with a blunt object, ordered her to disrobe and sexually assaulted her with the help of the others, according to detectives."

I'm sure the so-called minds of those four assholes (speaking of, each asshole of theirs will be plenty sore after they get tossed in the penitentiary's shower room) were filled with Alpha male machismo run amok. It's the fault of America's dominant culture (based on preemptive strikes made by cowboys as it is), which implies that you're not a real man unless your penis is somehow large enough to instantly/magically transform a lesbian into a straight woman. Such a retarded fantasy needs to remain in the fictional realm of porn; it has NO (as in less than zero) place in reality.

I don't give a three-legged rat's ass what the Religious Right says. These are the same bunch of inbred, missing chromosome, penal colonist descendants who "think" the Bible justifies everything from witch burnings to cotton pickin' slavery.

Speaking of right-wing scum, over the years I've consistently pointed out how white supremacists are primarily motivated by the fear of miscegenation (essentially, the fear that the future will be as ethnically diverse as "The Matrix Reloaded" depicted it to be). In the book "Home-Grown Hate", Barbara Perry writes, "Just as white supremacists fear that abortion is an act of genocide and miscegenation is an act of racial suicide, so too do they imagine homosexuality to represent a threat to the continued survival of the white race. Since, it is assumed, homosexuals do not reproduce, they too constitute race-traitors."

For an example of this fear, check out the March 12, 2004 issue of Socialist Worker: "In Houston, a grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan was photographed with his hood off at a protest against gays seeking marriage licenses. He wore a sign that read: 'Gay: Got AIDS Yet?'"

One of the great scenes from "Star Trek: Nemesis" is when the android Data addresses the crowd at a wedding as such, "Ladies, gentlemen, transgendered species ..." In the 24th century, you're judged by the content of your character. In the savage, barbaric 21st century, you're judged by your ability to produce a shitload of Aryan children. Never forget: The real reason the elite is homophobic is because there's almost a billion Africans and there ain't nearly that many NATURAL blondes/redheads worldwide. Therefore, the KKK and CIA are all about playing catch-up (by any means necessary, unfortunately).

That's what I've got to say about crap like California's Proposition 8, which is of course backed by a bunch of preachers who're as crooked as a dog's hind leg. I'm beyond sick and tired of organized religion. I'll gladly dive head first into the very bowels of Hell if it turns out I'm wrong about anything I've just written because I wouldn't want to be a part of any universe where God turned out to be as anal retentive as the fundamentalists claim He/She/It is.

I wish it could be said that I found refuge with the gay community but I have yet to. I created Silverbullet -- the world's first black lesbian superheroine, except not one gay magazine/newspaper has chosen to run the literary serial based on her. Solidarity is a two way street, so what's the hold up?